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Stephen: You’ve had a sponsor since you were seven?
Shaun: Seven, yeah. It was strange, it wasn’t ‘cause I was the best or anything. I just happened to be in the right place, right time, and I got sponsored by Burton when I was seven.
Stephen: And now your sponsor is Red Bull?
Shaun: Red Bull, as well, yeah.
Stephen: How much of your hair is Red Bull?
Shaun: Oh, man. Contractually obligated to say one-hundred percent of it. [laughs] I drink it and it grows.
Stephen: It grows.
Shaun: It grows.
Stephen: Oh, I think your bank account just exploded!
Shaun: [laughs] You know they loved it when they sponsored me. They were like, He’s red! We’ve got the Red Bull! [fist pump] 
Stephen: It all fits!
Shaun: Yeah, yeah. Accountants’ minds were exploding! I’m sure.

The Colbert Report, 02/22/10